This new girl I took out asked "why is your car so loud?" (rant within)

"GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy) 06/02/2014 at 21:52 • Filed to: females

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I said it's a V8.

It's weird because my car isn't loud at all. She drives a Caliber so I guess that explains something.

Info on new girl:

She's my ex's ex bestfriend. They aren't friends anymore because my ex stole her boyfriend which was best friends with my ex's boy at the time. To further complicate things I guess I got with this girl before but I vaguely remember. To further further complicate things this new girl is a really big sl*t. To even further complicate this complicated predicament, alcohol has played a big role in our first (I guess second or something) encounter.

Welcome to my life.

P.S. Did I mention she's an engineering major and still knows nothing about cars.

Racescort666 > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:54

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HAMMER DOWN!!!

PatBateman > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:55

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Do you go to a small school?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:55

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" this new girl is a really big sl*t. "

So... What's her number? You, uh, mind if we call her?

RotaryLover > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:55

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Obviously doing it out of anger.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:56

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She's my ex's ex bestfriend. They aren't friends anymore because my ex stole her boyfriend which was best friends with my ex's boy at the time. To further complicate things I guess I got with this girl before but I vaguely remember. To further further complicate things this new girl is a really big sl*t. To even further complicate this complicated predicament, alcohol has played a big role in our first (I guess second or something) encounter.

Let's try this again..

shop-teacher > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:56

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Better wear a raincoat.

coqui70 > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:56

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Just don't stop drinking!

Jayhawk Jake > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:57

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P.S. Did I mention she's an engineering major and still knows nothing about cars.

I knew aerospace engineering majors that couldn't tell an Airbus from a Boeing.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:58

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Ah yes, I remember the days when I was willing to put up with a large amount of bullshit for sex. Now I couldn't be bothered lol.

macanamera > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 21:58

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But what do you drive? Or at least, what motor? I'm guessing LS or Modular.

GeorgeyBoy > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 06/02/2014 at 22:00

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I even left out other confusing details.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:03

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GeorgeyBoy > PatBateman 06/02/2014 at 22:03

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No. We go to two of the biggest colleges in our state. She's from near my hometown which is where we've met before.

GeorgeyBoy > macanamera 06/02/2014 at 22:05

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A LS, but not the engine.

RotaryLover > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:05

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Please feed us more!!

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:05

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Yeah.......No. Simplify :P

GeorgeyBoy > coqui70 06/02/2014 at 22:05

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I would if I could.

PatBateman > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:06

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The dating pool is deep. Wade out a bit more next time. ;)

macanamera > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:09

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Da Linc?

GeorgeyBoy > macanamera 06/02/2014 at 22:09

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Ci

macanamera > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:13

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Nice.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 06/02/2014 at 22:14

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Um yeah I would like to "talk" to her.

GeorgeyBoy > RotaryLover 06/02/2014 at 22:16

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What would you like to hear?

The rumor that she may or may not have a std.

The verbal fight between her and my ex.

The new girl's best friend is also a girl I had a thing with, she lives in Florida and is coming tomorrow to visit. We are all hanging out together.

My bosses daughter that is trying to get with me.

I could go on. Do things become more normal at age 30?

Racescort666 > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 06/02/2014 at 22:17

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Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Racescort666 > shop-teacher 06/02/2014 at 22:18

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Ha! I just said to someone else "don't be a fool, wrap your tool."

E30Joe drives a Subaru > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:20

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Did you ask why her car is so quiet?

Racescort666 > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/02/2014 at 22:23

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I will put up with a bit but the sex has to be fairly regular. Regular being frequency. Irregular style is preferred... Occasionally.

RotaryLover > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:23

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Damn....actually it goes worst unless you settle down. I know I didn't yet...and if I would had been loose, shit would be as cray as you.

Racescort666 > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:25

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Nope, just more of them have children.

My vote is for the boss's daughter. It somehow seems less complicated.

GeorgeyBoy > Racescort666 06/02/2014 at 22:35

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The bosses daughter sounds good but..

The stories I've heard, (and umm texts she has sent me).. let's just say she's not any better. She also eerily resembles my boss. Job security comes into play here as well.

catkam623 misses his 944 > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:37

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can I hear more about the boss's daughter and you hanging out with 2 girls you had a thing with. Of the options those seem most likely to make me laugh.

Not a Sunburst Miata > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:46

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Dude. Run away. I've been in a similar situation, and it doesn't end well.

GeorgeyBoy > catkam623 misses his 944 06/02/2014 at 22:47

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There's a reply already where I went into detail about my bosses daughter.

The girl from Florida has the best rack I've ever experienced (no kidding). Our last fling was in December which is very old news. She left for Florida shortly after. She knows about me and the new girl. She texted me jokingly (I think) "I thought you're waiting for me". My new girl doesn't know we were a thing. I doubt she will tell her.

Racescort666 > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:50

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She sounds horny. I guess as long as she's disease free, it would be an improvement.

GeorgeyBoy > E30Joe drives a Subaru 06/02/2014 at 22:52

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She told me she hated her car. I asked her why expecting a rant about how cheap Calibers are. She replied "I keep going in ditches".

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 22:58

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Here's hoping that the phrase is uttered exactly like this and isn't missing the word "not" in a year and a half....

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 23:01

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Whatever you want to go into.

Sure, why not?

I could go for some gossip.

Sounds like you may need a cameraman.

If she's normal, go for it.

No.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 23:02

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She thinks a Lincoln LS is loud?

The Compromiser > Jayhawk Jake 06/02/2014 at 23:03

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I've met automotive engineers who watched one of their company's vehicles drive by and asked who made that... apparently they need bigger blue ovals on them.

GeorgeyBoy > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 06/02/2014 at 23:05

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Surprised me too.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 23:08

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DOHC V8 IS BEST V8

/heretic part 2

catkam623 misses his 944 > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 23:14

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text her I was this ones just a placeholder (hilarity will shortly ensue)

JGrabowMSt > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 23:16

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I'm pretty sure the Man Code has a clause about a situation like this, and the correct answer is "No."

First you said "to further complicate," but then you said it again. And again.

I think it's time to be single for a week or two.

shop-teacher > Racescort666 06/02/2014 at 23:18

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Sound advice!

GeorgeyBoy > catkam623 misses his 944 06/02/2014 at 23:21

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I actually texted her "I'm waiting (sad emoji)"

GeorgeyBoy > JGrabowMSt 06/02/2014 at 23:22

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I am single. Hope that doesn't further complicate things.

Andl > GeorgeyBoy 06/02/2014 at 23:34

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I was waiting to hear about your car.

GeorgeyBoy > Andl 06/02/2014 at 23:41

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It's nothing special.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 06/03/2014 at 08:36

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Yep. Its like, "Let's have sex!" "Nah." "Ok. Zzzzzz."

yamahog > GeorgeyBoy 06/03/2014 at 09:11

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Things get normal when you date normal people.

yamahog > Jayhawk Jake 06/03/2014 at 09:13

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I work in the auto industry and half my coworkers aren't car people. Also, this person could very well be in chemE or computer science, not exactly a given to have any background knowledge on cars there....

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > GeorgeyBoy 06/03/2014 at 09:27

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P.S. Did I mention she's an engineering major and still knows nothing about cars.

I feel ya on that. I know a girl into architecture, and she knows nothing about cars.

MonkeePuzzle > GeorgeyBoy 06/03/2014 at 09:33

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girl - "why your car so loud?" *tee hee hee, flicks hair, chews gum*

boy - *flexes, leans in* "to cover the sound of all the sex having"

girl - *swoon*

DieHardDan > GeorgeyBoy 06/03/2014 at 13:46

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LOL, don't you worry about normal or trying to get there. For now sounds like you're alright, just make sure the 1 rule you always follow is, "wrap it before you tap it." As long as you're not getting emotionally attached anywhere and just playing the field have fun. Just watch out sometimes they might try and cut you, lol, or themselves, happened to me once.

stoke > GeorgeyBoy 06/03/2014 at 15:27

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Funny, with all these girls in your life, it kinda sounds like you do too.

Do-Rif-To > Jayhawk Jake 06/04/2014 at 08:46

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We formed our aeronautical engineering project/study group based upon who understood the Intro to Aeronautics Prof's WWII war-bird jokes. Of all the groups I really think we struggled the least for the 3 years. There's something to be said about actually enjoying what you're learning.

PS9 > yamahog 06/04/2014 at 17:05

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Where's the fun in that?!

RickyD > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 06/07/2014 at 19:21

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Cross post to Jezebel lol

ZiptieMcBumper > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 06/14/2014 at 00:38

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It's my favorite show on TV... and I'm so ashamed.